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Wii fan site The Wiire has the never-before-seen E3 trailer that Grasshopper Manufacture, creator of mega-sales hit Killer 7 and the forthcoming DS RPG Contact, readied for their Wii title Heroes. Employing the same visual style exec producer Goichi Suda and company used for the artsy Killer 7, the trailer sees bad-ass Travis Touchdown (seriously!) take on heroin chic tough guy Helter Skelter and introduces classy sexpot Sylvia Christel.
My lord that was fucking terrible voice acting.. and I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody :P
TITS AHOY! Do not click this unless you are in a T&A; safe place, you dig? Behold, the utterly nonsensical trailer for the new Jenna Jameson porn game. Jenna wakes up in the Matrix, blasts some truly shitty techno, and does the best impression of Elaine's infamous dance from Seinfeld that I have ever seen in a pornographic medium. Florian assures me that her mammaries don't bounce in real life, either, and I think we can all take his word for it.
"Speaking of that... are there any porn games for the DS that i could import?"
Hahaha, I can just see the advertising for something like that: "Smut DS: I'd tap that!" Gives a whole new.. i mean old twist to the Touch Generation.
It's the weekend, thank god. I swear, if I had to write one more post, I was going to beat a small child to death with a bag of puppies (or perhaps vice versa) out of a pure need for malicious cathartic relief. But now it's Friday! Hooray! That means 48 hours of gaming! So what do I have planned? Well, I'm trying to beat Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas... I've still never done that, but I'm closer than ever before. Unfortunately, I just hit Flight School. Sigh.
Jamaicanbwoydre: forreal.
BG916: Heaven help me if that wasn't a little tongue in cheek, if you're commenting on Kotaku there's a good chance you are above average on the nerd scale :P .. I'll prolly be working all weekend anyway, so non-virtual space it is.
Tetris Tetris Tetris. Tetris till my eyes bleed, Tetris till my fingers fall off, Tetris marathon mode till i get fucking 600.000 points in 20 lvls! Digital crack!
Wii Can Be Heroes
My lord that was fucking terrible voice acting.. and I think George Lucas is gonna sue somebody :P
Gentlemen, Start Your WhaAAAGH OH GAWD WHAT IS THAT?!
"Speaking of that... are there any porn games for the DS that i could import?"
Hahaha, I can just see the advertising for something like that: "Smut DS: I'd tap that!" Gives a whole new.. i mean old twist to the Touch Generation.
What Are You Playing This Weekend?
Jamaicanbwoydre: forreal.
BG916: Heaven help me if that wasn't a little tongue in cheek, if you're commenting on Kotaku there's a good chance you are above average on the nerd scale :P .. I'll prolly be working all weekend anyway, so non-virtual space it is.
Tetris Tetris Tetris. Tetris till my eyes bleed, Tetris till my fingers fall off, Tetris marathon mode till i get fucking 600.000 points in 20 lvls! Digital crack!